Red Neck Retirement Mobile Home Every redneck dreams of owning his own mobile home. The Penthouse For the upper-class rednecks, here is the redneck penthouse. High Rise A high-rise condominium overlooking the countryside could be just what the retiring redneck is looking for. The Yacht Not to mention the yacht he always dreamed about. The Swimming Pool Of course, he couldn’t do without the swimming pool. Hunting To cool off after spending a day at his favorite deer-hunting place.